Hi Howdy Hey Yall
Bruce Campbell
phuzface
Well, I sure have been lazy around here haven't I! *sweating copiously in the spotlight* Eheheh! Gee! Is it, uh, is it warm in here or is it just m-

*tries to fend off deluge of tomatoes*

Sigh. Yeah, I'll try not to do that again. I feel like such a big chicken. I kept on seeing this un-updated and dusty page and averting my eyes in shame at how bad I am at time management, and updating.

So here I am, trying to get back on the horse for both school and internet. They CAN work together, I KNOW they can. Just not with me very well. At all. Yeah.

Okayyy so who's for a nice cup of tea? Y'want tea? I'll go make some tea.

*swims through tomatoes*
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BAAAAAAAAW
sad, nervous
phuzface
Okay, I haven't been doing too good in a few classes in college, and it's because I spend too much time on teh interwebs and have a very bad sleep schedule. I usually stay up till 3 in the morning and then get up as late as 4 pm on weekends. It's taking a toll.

So my therapist has given me medicine to induce sleep before midnight. She doesn't want me using the computer unless it's for homework. I might come on LJ and dA for an hour, but I really gotta focus on my homework. My freakin freakin homework. >:C

I won't be here very much, and I won't be able to fulfill any requests until I get my shit together in college. *sigh* I hate myself. I'll be back sometime. Take care fellas!

Forrester and Frank-ness
slash, Frank
phuzface


eheheheheheheh I am one of the few who support this fandom. Yall prolly saw this in that mst3k meme I put up on deviantArt a few weeks back, but Imma lazy self-promoting dirtbag with no new art at the moment.

I am brewing ideas for yall tho, so please don't lose faith in me! Your suggestions are all wonderful fodder for my college-mangled brain. I'll complete your requests to the best of my ability. Don't be afraid to post ideas, I'll be happy to do it (as long as it isn't full out porn or orgy art)

Nnnng, ICE CREAM
ice cream, lazy, TV
phuzface
This happens at least once every year. I get this horrible uncontrollable lust for ice cream, and if I don't have any I die. It's just like that weird Vulcan mating season thingy that happens in Star Trek.

Ice cream, oh ice cream! How I love ice cream! MUST HAVE IT, even though it's transitioning to winter here in Minneapolis! Oooh it would be so much easier if I weren't lactose intolerant! At least I've got pills for that. Muahahahahahaha...

*shoots a lurid glance towards the fridge* Oh Mister Mint Chocolate Chiiiip<3

(now I have a chance to use my "Dr. Forrester eating ice cream" icon, whee!)

How to Dance Like Joel
Bruce Campbell
phuzface
 Holy shizz SHAKE it Joel Robinson!

www.youtube.com/watch

In the not-too-distant future...
Bruce Campbell
phuzface
 Do you know how freaking great it would be if Linkara and Spoony made a MST3K show of their own, with their robots and Dr. Insano sending them bad movies/games/comics from his lab? FREAKING GREAT, that's how freaking great it would be!!!!!



Happy Halloween, Boo-Bees!
Bruce Campbell
phuzface
Good evening, you buncha kooky spooks! It is that very magical time of the year again, and I come bearing unsavory GIFTS!

Shriek in horror at my latest doodle



Cringe in terror at this MST3K short: HERE COMES THE CIRCUS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGqpVzRgQfo

And finally, the most horrifying gift of all: Have a sneak peek-if you dare!-of the script for TORTCHA!: Nightmare Fuel!(I hope the link works)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! GAAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHNYEEHAHAAAA!
...

TORTCHA!

Concept and Art by Rachel Compson

Linkara, Bear©Lewis Lovhaug

Dr. Insano, Son of Insano©Noah Antwiler

 

Script

Draft 1

10-27-09

 

“Nightmare Fuel”

Part 1

 

Setting: Dr. Insano’s lab

 

1st panel: Black, with DR. INSANO’s speech bubbles

 

DR. INSANO

Yoo-hoo! Wakey wakey, Linkara!

 

2nd panel: LINKARA POV sees DR. INSANO inches from his face with a doofy grin.

 

LINKARA

*grooaan*

 

3rd panel: ¾ view from behind DR. INSANO, LINKARA is groggy and disgruntled.

 

LINKARA

Urgh- oh, goody, I just LOVE waking up to THAT face.

 

4th panel: Close-up on INSANO’s face, surprised.

 

DR. INSANO

Y-you DO?

 

5th panel: ¾ View from behind LINKARA, INSANO has shyly turned his back to him.

 

LINKARA

Of COURSE not, you moron! You think I LIKE being-

 

6th panel: INSANO turns around, poking his fingers together and blushing.

 

DR. INSANO

Because I am quite ….fond of you, Linkara…

 

7th panel:  LINKARA is agape.          (LINKARA: …  D8)


 

-2nd page-

 

1st panel: LINKARA is very disturbed.

 

LINKARA

… wha- WHAT?! Oh, c’mon- quit messing with my h-

 

 

2nd panel: ¾ from LINKARA, further back: INSANO spreading arms over his head as he walks towards a very nervous, squirming LINKARA.

 

DR. INSANO

Isn’t it obvious? Why else would I leave my hypertime compressor where you could EASILY steal it?! I had to have some excuse to kidnap you and tie you up!

 

 

3rd panel: Profile view, closer: INSANO leans an arm (left) against the plank LINKARA is tied to, the other reaching towards LINKARA’s face.

 LINKARA is horrified.

 

DR. INSANO

It’s all been planned, my sweet. Now we can be ALONE.

 

LINKARA

I can’t believe this! Insano, let me go!!

 

4th panel: ¾ view from INSANO: Close up on LINKARA’s face as INSANO’s right hand lightly strokes LINKARA’s left cheek.

 LINKARA’s eyes are shut tight with agony.

 

DR. INSANO

No! I love you!

 

LINKARA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

5th panel: Black.


-3rd   Page-

 

1st panel: LINKARA wakes up in a cold sweat. Close-up on his eyes

 

LINKARA

Gasp! Pant! Pant! ...

 

2nd panel: Back up a bit; LINKARA is looking down to his left cheek, which is being pulled by a familiar gloved hand.

 

3rd panel: LINKARA POV: INSANO has a serious look on his face, tugging LINKARA’s cheek with his right hand with a syringe of greenish fluid in his left.

 

4th panel: Profile view, far back: LINKARA screams and INSANO leaps back in surprise, accidentally making his syringe squirt

 

LINKARA

GAAAAAH! Get away from me and never touch me ever again!!

 

INSANO

NYEE!

 

5th panel: Profile view, closer up: INSANO walks back up to LINKARA with his hands behind his back mock-innocently.

LINKARA has turned his head to the side to avoid looking at INSANO- he’s still irked by his nightmare. Sticking tongue out and squinting right eye.

 

INSANO

Why good morning, Linkara! So I take it you had pleasant dreams?

 

LINKARA

Ever, you hear me? EVER! Yuck!

 

6th panel: ¾ view from behind LINKARA, close; INSANO is pointing excitedly at the syringe in his left hand.

LINKARA’s face is still partially turned towards us, but his left eye is looking in INSANO’s direction (cautiously).

 

INSANO

How do you like my latest invention?!

 


-4th Page-

 

1st panel: Close-up on INSANO and his syringe, which is in front of his face. There is some distortion caused by the green fluid.

 

INSANO

It’s a special formula I’ve concocted that stimulates horrible nightmares in anyone injected with it! I call it-

 

2nd panel: Back up to show full body: INSANO’s body is contorted with his evil laughter.

Lightning flashes behind him.

 

INSANO

“Dr. Insano’s NIGHTMARE FUEL! Green Edition!!” AAHAHAHAHEE!

*crash BOOM*

 

3rd panel: Profile view, medium: INSANO crouches excitedly and wiggles his fingers, syringe pointed at LINKARA.

LINKARA is now facing him, scowling.

 

INSANO

Well, Linkara?! Would you care for another dose?! Hmm?!

 

LINKARA

No!

 

4th panel: Nearly identical to previous, but no motion lines around INSANO’s right hand and syringe.

 

INSANO

Oh, so you’ll tell me where you’ve hidden my HyperTIme Compressor?

 

LINKARA

No!

 

5th panel: Close-up on INSANO; INSANO has put his right hand on his hip in annoyance, waving syringe.

 

INSANO

Bah! Then you leave me no other choice!

 


-5th Page-

 

1st panel: ¾ view from behind INSANO: INSANO crouches and wiggles his fingers again.

LINKARA is undaunted, gung- ho.

 

INSANO

Prepare your feeeeble little mind for more brain-twistingly terrible nightmares, Linkara! AHAHAHAA!

 

LINKARA

Oh, bring it on, Insano!

 

2nd panel: Close up on LINKARA: LINKARA confidently closes eyes as he speaks.

 

LINKARA

I bet this “feeeeble little mind” has toughened up after the first round! Do your worst!

 

3rd panel: Back up from previous: INSANO jumps by LINKARA’s right side as he JAMS his syringe into LINKARA’s right temple.

LINKARA shouts in alarm and pain.

 

INSANO

Nynng!

 

SFX

*STAB*

 

LINKARA

AAGH! In the HEAD?!

 

4th panel: LINKARA POV: Bleary image of INSANO smiling and waving as LINKARA loses consciousness

 

LINKARA

Ow…

 

INSANO

Sweet dreams!! HEEHEEHEEHAAHAAA!

 

5th panel: Bleary Black. INSANO’s laughter fades into the darkness

 

INSANO

Nyeeheeheehahaa…

 

-6th page-

 

(LINKARA dreams that he’s stuck on the Satellite of Love with Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo, and they riff bad comics together. MST3K crossover)

(ends with poking sound, last panel is black with poking sfx)
-7th Page-

 

1st panel: LINKARA POV: Insano is poking LINKARA’s forehead and grinning.

 

INSANO

Heehee! Well?!

 

2nd panel: Close up on LINKARA: LINKARA looks up as he thinks about it.

 

LINKARA

Hmm … actually, that wasn’t so bad …

 

3rd panel: ¾ view from behind Insano: LINKARA closes eyes approvingly.

INSANO clasps his hands together happily -and flinches when he realizes his Nightmare Fuel didn’t work.

 

LINKARA

Not bad at all, really. Yeah, it was good!

 

INSANO

Ohh GOOD I’m so glad you liked it- WHAAT?!

 

4th panel: Same shot, but INSANO is closer and in far left corner of panel: INSANO glares at his syringe.

LINKARA is smiling triumphantly.

 

INSANO

No nightmares?!

 

LINKARA

Hah! See? What’d I tell ya? I’m developing an immunity to your wussy

 “Nightmare Fuel: FAIL Edition” already!

 

5th panel:  Profile, full-body: INSANO is having a fit (jumping up and down flailing his arms and legs).

LINKARA is laughing at INSANO’s crazed antics.

 

INSANO

Ooohh IT’S NOT “FAIL EDITION” IT’S GREEN! “GREEN EDITION!!” Aaaargh!!

 

LINKARA

*pbbt* Hahahah!


-8th Page-

 

1st panel: ¾ view from behind LINKARA: INSANO is at a table and has his back turned; he slams down the green syringe and grabs a test tube from a rack a little out of his reach(so he has to stretch to get it)

LINKARA looks in his direction (surprise marks over head)

 

INSANO

Fine! I’ll just have to DOUBLE your dosage!

 

2nd panel: Close up of INSANO: INSANO turns around with a test tube full of purple liquid in his left hand. Points excitedly at it.

 

INSANO

Prepare yourself for “Dr. Insano’s Nightmare Fuel… MAUVE EDITION!” AAHAHAH-

 

LINKARA (off-panel)

-“Mauve”?!

 

3rd panel: ¾ view (LINKARA facing right): LINKARA is confused and mildly irritated.

INSANO’s back is turned to LINKARA again (but he’s facing us, though his face is obscured) as he’s grabbing something on the table. He’s still giggling.

 

LINKARA

“MAUVE?!” How’s mauve stronger than GREEN?

 

4th panel: Close up on INSANO as he turns around, holding two syringes with purple fluid (one in each hand). INSANO smiles wickedly.

 

INSANO

It isn’t!

 

5th panel: Close up on LINKARA, little further back: INSANO jumps behind LINKARA and JAMS a syringe in each temple at the same time.

LINKARA squeezes his eyes shut in pain and anger

 

SFX

*STAAAB*

 

LINKARA

AAAGH!! DAMN it!

 

6th panel: Black and white swirl as LINKARA loses consciousness

 

“TO BE CONTINUED FOR SURE.” (LINKARA: Nooo!)




All the doo-dah daaaay
creepy, raep, ghost of stephen foster
phuzface
 Nyeeheehee! In my animation concepts class we were studying music in animation. One of the examples we were shown was from one of my favorite alternative bands "The Squirrel Nut Zippers", and it was a great little 30s-style animation set to their song "Ghost of Stephen Foster".

Great gobs of gracious goodness, I had to watch it over and over after class ended- it is that good! It's so well done. Check it out, my friends!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJzWGkgFcTU#movie_player



TORTCHA! Trial 1
dr. insano, nyee
phuzface
 Yes indeed! I finally hauled my butt over to a scanner!

Here's my initial sketch for this mini-fan-comic I'm calling "TORTCHA" featuring Linkara and Dr. Insano. It's torture comedy, not torture porn fellas.

Linkara©Lewis Lovhaug
Dr. Insano©Noah Antwiler
TORTCHA concept and art©REC (phuzface)





"Good news, everyone!"
Bruce Campbell
phuzface
 Well I've been getting my booty tossed around by art college, but that still hasn't stopped me from coming up with my latest fan comic idea:

TORTCHA!!

Oooh it's gonna be cool you guys! Here's the basic premise-
(and no copying please)

Dr. Insano has created his most fearsome invention yet: a HYPERTIME COMPRESSOR! But Linkara has stolen it and it's hidden where Dr. Insano will never find it. So, Dr. Insano abducts his nemesis and is trying everything in the big book of torture to get the information out of Linkara. May the madness begin!

btw, is there any way in particular that I post images here? Or is it just the usual copy/paste shenanigans?

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